my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.
You know what happens next.
hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"